The less glamorous details, but important ones nonetheless. I know, there’s rather a lot to read. Consider it a small test of your attention span. Good manners, clear communication and mutual respect make everything that follows much more fun.
Before We Meet
Fill out my booking form with your preferred date, time and location, along with your screening information.
My assistant will only respond to complete inquiries that include screening. Once everything checks out, we’ll sort out the finer details and your deposit will make it official.
How do I book a date with you?
A 25% deposit is required to confirm our date and is non-refundable. For travel and longer dates, I may ask that certain expenses be taken care of in advance.
What is your deposit policy?
Please provide more than 24 hours’ notice, and your deposit can be moved once to another date within three months. Cancellations within 24 hours require 50% of the remaining donation. No-shows require the full donation.
If I’m the one canceling (which is very rare), your deposit will be returned in full.
What if you need to cancel?
Tell me as soon as you know.
Our date will still finish at the time we originally planned, so arriving late unfortunately means less time together. If I’m the one keeping you waiting, I’ll make sure you get every minute we planned for.
What if you’re late?
Cash, bank transfer and Wise.
Electronic payments should be settled before our date. If you’re paying the remaining balance in cash, please have it ready when we meet so we can move on to more interesting things.
What payment methods do you accept?
They count.
Freshly showered, well-groomed and dressed for the occasion, please. I promise to return the favour. Arrive sober, too. A martini together is one thing; arriving three ahead of me is another.
What about first impressions?
Either.
I’m happy to arrange a hotel for us or meet you at yours. If I’m arranging our hotel, the room is additional to my listed donation and will be agreed upon beforehand. For a first date, private residences are off the table.
Do you host, or will you come to me?
I’d rather not script it.
Drinks, dinner, a gallery, a long walk somewhere beautiful, room service in robes. It depends on us and how we decide to spend our time. I prefer dates with enough room to actually get to know one another.
If there’s something you have in mind, tell me when you book. Someone with a plan is rather attractive.
What will our date be like?
Yes. I’m happy to meet couples when it feels like a good match. I’ll need screening information from both of you before confirming our plans.
Do you see couples?
Absolutely.
I’m available for dates throughout Europe and farther afield. For fly-me-to-you dates, transportation, accommodation and reasonable travel expenses are in addition to my donation and arranged in advance. Depending on the distance, travel time may also apply.
For longer trips, send me your destination, proposed dates and a loose idea of what you have planned. I’m quite fond of an itinerary with room for detours.
Will you travel?
What are the sleeping arrangements for overnight dates?
I like my sleep, and assume you do too.
For overnights, please book a room with enough space for us to sleep comfortably. Separate beds are my preference unless we’ve discussed otherwise beforehand.
And yes, sleep is part of an overnight. Consider it an intermission.
No. Some things don’t need an audience.
I don’t accept or participate in public reviews, and I ask that the details of our time together remain private. You can expect the same discretion from me.